Though the patch may be small, the shirt is mighty! Time and again I’ve worn this shirt in the heat of battle, and each time, I’ve won. Let's map out a few scenarios in which you too could win. Stuck in a mosh pit of surprisingly fast sea turtles with knives? Win. Participating in a suburban street fight only to find out that the final boss is a tag team between your co-worker Daryl and his daughter in a televised Pay-Per-View match sponsored by Frito Lays. Win. Sneak attacked by a mall Santa, and his gang of elves in an attempt to get you to spill the beans on whether or not former President Jimmy Carter was just two guys in a trenchcoat. Win. Battling a 100% combed, ring-spun cotton crew neck t-shirt, with double-needle sleeves and bottom hem in an attempt to show dominance. Win.
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