COOL KID! TEE V.1 - ADULT
Though the patch may be small, the shirt is mighty! Time and again I’ve worn this shirt in the heat of battle, and each time, I’ve won. Let's map out a few scenarios in which you too could win. Stuck in a mosh pit of surprisingly fast sea turtles with knives? Win. Participating in a suburban street fight only to find out that the final boss is a tag team between your co-worker Daryl and his daughter in a televised Pay-Per-View match sponsored by Frito Lays. Win. Sneak attacked by a mall Santa, and his gang of elves in an attempt to get you to spill the beans on whether or not former President Jimmy Carter was just two guys in a trenchcoat. Win. Battling a 100% combed, ring-spun cotton crew neck t-shirt, with double-needle sleeves and bottom hem in an attempt to show dominance. Win.
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