Though the patch may be small, the shirt is mighty! Time and again I’ve worn this shirt in the heat of battle, and each time, I’ve won. Let's map out a few scenarios in which you too could win. Stuck in a mosh pit of surprisingly fast sea turtles with knives? Win. Participating in a suburban street fight only to find out that the final boss is a tag team between your co-worker Daryl and his daughter in a televised Pay-Per-View match sponsored by Frito Lays. Win. Battling in a 100% cotton paint splatter crew neck. WIN! Each shirt is completely unique. WIN!
ITEM SHIPS FROM STAR CADET MADISON, TN
| SIZE | CHEST | LENGTH | WIDTH |
| S | 38-40" | 26-27" | 17" |
| M | 38-40" | 28" | 19" |
| L | 42-44" | 29-30" | 20" |
| XL | 46-48" | 29-30" | 23" |
| 2XL | 50-52" | 30" | 25" |
| 3XL | 54-56" | 31" | 26" |
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